Monday, February 1, 2016

Ted Cruz ruins local pancake breakfast by flipping too often

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In what is being touted as a disasterous campaign move Ted Cruz has completely  botched a pancake breakfast fundraiser. We spoke with some of the locals who had the misfortune of attending. "It was like he couldn't hear what we were saying" one witness stated. After repeatedly flipping the pancakes apparently unable to choose which side to cook several hundred were either burnt or had fallen apart. Just hours before the caucus it's unknown how this will effect Cruz but one could assume it may negatively affect his voter turnout.

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